as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize