these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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