Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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