I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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