'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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