hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
