Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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