and she was petting her beer can
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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