I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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