Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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