This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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