If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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