i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You're like the curious george of whores
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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