My hand turned me down
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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