Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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