lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
