Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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