Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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