just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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It's rum buckets o'clock
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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