Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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