He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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