She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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