also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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