you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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