I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
