Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Girls should come with a carfax report
pop tarts are not kleenex
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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