careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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