We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
farters have to be the big spoon...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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