There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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