if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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