Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.