Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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