and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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