Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just googled if crying burns calories
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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