I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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