I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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