the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Non-Jews are for practice
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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