very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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