if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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