The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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