I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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