Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
