Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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