Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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