OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
that is very illegal...i love you.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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