at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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