I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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