i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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