I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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