Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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