No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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