So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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