I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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